Top Milos Day Cruises

We had the best day out on the boat with Marco and Kelly they were wonderful hosts. We had 4 stops at beautiful beaches including the stunning Kleftiko. The food was plentiful and delicious. The small group of 14 on our day was the perfect size but a few more wouldn’t matter. Loved the open bar which we made good use of! 😊 Highly recommend!

We saw some of the best views of our entire trip on this boat excursion! Because it was late May, the water was still "refreshing" (read: cold), but gosh, was it pretty to look at. My husband took full advantage of the swimming stops. I was less brave, but I did take a short dip for the street cred. Alex and Captain Chris were awesome! Very knowledgeable and accommodating, even while navigating the sea.

This tour was exactly as advertised. The problem is that I apparently did not read the advertisement thoroughly enough. You leave around 8:00 a.m. and return around 7:00 p.m. Water, soda, snacks, and lunch were provided. For reasons known only to my optimistic imagination, I was expecting cold beer and cocktails. Instead, there was warm white wine being poured from recycled water bottles, which somehow felt very Greek. The beaches were absolutely stunning—remote, untouched, dramatic cliffs, crystal-clear water. Truly gorgeous. Also… they were REMOTE remote. As in: • No beach bar. • No bathrooms. • No umbrellas. • No popsicles. • No ice cream. • No little old Greek lady selling watermelon. • No possibility of dramatically calling a cab and abandoning ship. Just you, nature, and your life choices. What I somehow failed to appreciate before booking is that “three beach stops” also means SEVEN HOURS on a small rocking sailboat to get between them. Full sun. Full send. Full practically sitting on another tourist’s lap for seven hours. I personally threw up three times. This is not the tour’s fault. This is a “Tia should have recognized that she enjoys ARRIVING by boat much more than EXISTING on one for seven consecutive hours” problem. The crew was genuinely kind, helpful, and worked incredibly hard all day. The scenery was spectacular, and if you love sailing, you’ll probably think this is paradise. But if someone asked me whether I’d rather spend seven hours on a boat or three… I’ve learned that three is my magic number of hours. By hour four, I wanted an ice cream. By hour five, I wanted a dock. By hour six, I would’ve accepted a Coast Guard rescue. By hour seven, I was negotiating directly with Poseidon. Five stars for the scenery and the crew. One star for my own decision-making.