Top Netherlands Comedy Shows

Amsterdam’s best stand-up comedy. You can’t beat 5 stars on Trip Advisor and 4.9 stars on Google. We’re that funny - first dinner in the city, then Comedy Embassy at Boom Chicago. Every Friday and Saturday, we welcome hysterical foreign dignitaries from the international stand-up community. They deliver Ambassador-level comedy (or at least Consul General-level comedy) to enthusiastic crowds. For almost ten years, the Comedy Embassy has made the capital city laugh with the best euro-to-laughter exchange rate on the continent. No one has diplomatic immunity from these top comedians. The Comedy Embassy returns to Boom Chicago’s Upstairs Theater, the best room for comedy in Amsterdam. The two-hour show (including an intermission) brings you four top English-speaking comedians and a full bar. Bring your drinks to the show. No passport is required.

Get ready to kick off your week with a night full of laughter at Monday Night Laughs. Every show is a fresh experience, showcasing seasoned international Headlining acts as well as rising talent from the vibrant Dutch comedy scene. The venue is open early for drinks or dinner and show starts at 8:00pm. Show your ticket to get discounts on food and drink all night long. Settle in for a fun night of side-splitting humor with well-known talents like April Macie, Desiree Burch, & Tom Rhodes. Your host for the night, Kendra Borgen, brings her unique perspective and charm to the stage, promising a night you won't forget.

Grab a seat at the coolest bar in Amsterdam with a ticket to the XtraCold Icebar, where everything—even the glasses—is made completely of ice. Relax first in the hip warm lounge, then slip on a provided thermal jacket for an arctic drinking adventure right in the heart of the Dutch capital. Step into the frozen world inspired by the 1596 expedition to the North Pole, featuring detailed ice sculptures and polar bears as you sip on included drinks in the ‘chilled-out’ atmosphere.

Sit back, relax, and soak up Amsterdam’s top waterside sights while sipping unlimited wine, beer, or soda, on a shared canal cruise. The weather doesn’t matter, as you can either sit in the sun or under a covered deck as you cruise around the UNESCO-listed Amsterdam Canal Ring and discover tales and trivia that you’re not likely to find in the guidebook. For those who want a calmer journey, opt for the 2-drink cruise option.

Discover the stories behind Amsterdam's infamous Red Light District during a visit to the Museum of Prostitution. Prebook your tickets for seamless logistics, and explore at your own pace thanks to the provided audio guide. Once inside, learn more about the history of the area, sit at a window where sex workers once advertised their services, and learn the secrets of the world’s oldest profession through the real-life anecdotes of those involved.

Celebrate the rock-and-roll lifestyle during your visit to Hard Rock Café Amsterdam. Check out the café’s collection of musical memorabilia, including a silver bodysuit worn by Marilyn Manson for a Versace shoot, an acoustic guitar used by Jimi Hendrix, and Eddie Van Halen's trademark Kramer guitar. Dig into crowd-pleasing food, shop for souvenirs at the on-site retail store, or upgrade to the Ultimate Menu for a classic Hard Rock Amsterdam t-shirt.

Don’t waste a moment of your holiday booking admission tickets for attractions—save time and money with a Go City Amsterdam pass that grants you entry to more than 40 top attractions in the Dutch capital. Plus, you can choose between a 1-, 2-, 3-, or 5-day pass depending on how long you’re around for.